He is a narcissist, a pessimist, overconfident, pretentious, has a supreme obesity issue, and is Puerto Rican. He never loses at being a bitch. He never has and He never will stop getting his panties in a bunch. He's better than you at smoking pole. He'll lick your ass with his Maui Thai skills. "Feelz" is his only friend.

He is a retarded evilmonger. You forgot that, Peeps. (Comment from Peeps: anonymous edits are for puss-laden vajayjays.)